Is the clickbait problem getting better?

Some people’s ideas of normal sexual interaction derive entirely from the internet and not real life.

Scrolling quickly through the page, I legitimately thought the man pictured was Mel Gibson.

(Not my work, but dammed if I don’t always think of it.)

At the time of release, the controls of this game led my friends and me to just assume that Dash was an alcoholic. The health pickups quickly became 24 packs of icehouse and cartons of smokes, and everything else just fell into place.

Fucking like a cat is Matt Albers’ way of saying that not only has he fucked all opposition, he has done it with a penis covered in thousands of tiny spines.

How does having 2 extra teams in the east make it a harder path to the cup?

“If you are still reading this—a piece on an irrelevant 20-year-old game posted to the internet’s premier athlete dong blog—you already know which of the two teams in question has your experiential affinity.”

My dark souls loving bestie also took his own life this last November, and that’s what this piece instantly brought to my mind too. We had played through Bloodborne when it came out - he did not have a ps4 - and were hyping hard on the upcoming releases of ds3 and Fallout 4 when, out of nowhere - he was gone.

I’m sure most NFL owners couldn’t give two shits about their players smoking weed, but one of the unfortunate realities of a collectively bargained labor situation is that the owners aren’t giving up weed being on the banned substances list without getting something back in return.

You sir, must have an impressive package.

Pfffft!

Thank you so much for bringing this to my attention. Really needed this today. I had no idea my favorite artist and one of my favorite writers collaborated on something about my favorite person.

Kroenke would be a hell of a lot less Kroenke about St. Louis had the city given him the 300 million dollar welfare check he wanted for his giant dollhouse. Poor baby.

Who would have thought a backup character from Final Fantasy Tactics would have made the cut!

If this young woman is so concerned about bullying, why did she bully Trump by openly mocking his illiteracy in front of all of his friends?

That’s a nice change for the band - most of their songs are about how hard Godsmack sucks.

“Nobody complains that Blood Meridian ended without the kid and Judge Holden sharing a hug and a cry.”

Wow - great story. When I read about the route you take I half-assumed the scary twist was just going to be a wikipedia link to Ford Heights IL.

Computer, can I get a hat wobble?