jonathanponikvar
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jonathanponikvar

You're a sweetheart.

Well, every modern talk show host. Johnny Carson was awesome.

I still have yet to see what people enjoy about Jimmy Fallon. He was a character-breaking jackass on SNL and everything since then has just felt like him clamoring to run off with the spotlight, like an unfunny Daffy Duck.

You're implying that Fallon isn't annoying as hell with everything he does.

That's actually Selena Gomez's.

"Investigative reporter Brian Krebs has been tracking these hacks on his blog, KrebsOnSecurity, and noting that access to these hacked accounts was supposedly being sold."

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And in part three, the true hero of this time period will step forth to assist in the mission...

Ahhh, thejakeman. His genius reinvention of the English language surpasses the boundaries of proper usage.

Awww. You are just so precocious! If you were a little rascal, you'd be Spanky.

"How's the SimCity forecast looking, Ollie?"

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YOU again?? HAHA, again with replying to every comment I make with a baseless insult. You're a machine, dude.

But don't worry about Dead or Alive — those guys are already in speedos.

Absolutely! Testi-cleez. The God of Manliness.

Thanks, Stephen. Now the developers will read this article, take it to heart, and the next God of War will have Kratos running around completely nude, junk flailing about violently in the wind (referred to as the Hammer of Testicles) as he slashes at male enemies in the crotch with a fury of bladed castration that

Usually I try to see every single sequence in a game intentionally, but this is one of the only games where I have actively tried to avoid it. I just can't bear to see her go through that stuff.

LOL, this six-month old comment of mine is suddenly getting a flux of new replies. How the heck are you guys finding it??

Which is odd that Patricia would not want to ruffle feathers, seeing as that seems to be her trademark.

Thanks, Obama.

Just change the flippers to the shoulder buttons instead of the triggers. Or play it on the Vita, either or.