Actually, looking at the true cause of the anger, this is undeniable evidence that the internet incites violence. It was the sudden lack of an internet connection that caused him to go into a murderous rage.

God of Athens: City Planning Edition

I love how it lists out all the "Full-Speed Emulators" on the system, with nothing going beyond a PS1/N64, yet they show an image of Super Mario Galaxy 2 FLYING off the screen.

You forgot about the 5-cent flipper flip surcharge in powermode. Use your shots wisely: the more you flip, the more you're charged. All that power behind the flipper ain't free!

Nope, you loaded up this Kotaku article and commented on it. Your login on here is linked to your Apple ID through the inner circuitry of social media. As we speak your account is currently purchasing the app and prepping it for download on its release day, including a daily renewal of all in-app purchases.

Inevitably this will generate an entire avalanche of people complaining about having to replay their favorite games all over again.

"Extra balls and powerups to give your attacks an edge will be available as in-app purchases for $.99 cents a piece. PinWar battle arena will need to recharge at the rate of 45 minutes per match before another match can be played; a super-battery to instantly recharge the arena can be bought for $3.99 in-app. New…

YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE

It's reached the point now where reporters and investigators no longer look at the killer's life and occasionally see video games as just one piece of an overall puzzle. Now they have video games as their focal point, and go in looking specifically for any shred of a connection to gaming in order to start building…

Got the shipping notice that my Wizard's Edition should be arriving today and waiting for me once I get off work. How convenient that this article goes up at the same time!

Throw some flying cars in there and you've got the Fifth Element.

Nuh-uh!!

... market economics isn't your strong suit, is it?

Ahh, ok.

Wait... they weren't supposed to charge you until the order was shipped. Even says so right on the site. How can they already have your money in full if they canceled it?

Pretty psyched about this. I'm looking forward to seeing how the Wii U tablet gets utilized.

Yep! Just go to a smaller state that usually has a low voter turnout, find an opponent who is completely inept or has a ridiculously low approval rate, knock the race out of the park with minimal funding and effort... then ride the wave of sweet tax-funded paydirt.

Not entirely true. It depends on the state. Sometimes you can get away a small-budget victory, or if you get really lucky, you run unopposed.

Wow. An obsessive wall-sized paragraph of pure sarcasm, mocking every one of my points three times over.

HA. For the past few years whenever I order pizza online, under the Special Delivery Instructions (like "The doorbell is broken" and such), I always put down "The Crow Flies at Midnight." I've got some pretty interesting deliveries that way.