Also, you and your spouse DO NOT have the exact same credit report just because you are married. You may have a lot of similar accounts, but they are definitely unique.

I agree with the fly an airline that lets you pick your own seats (i.e. everyone but Southwest). I was late for a SW flight with my wife and 1 year-old. We were literally the last to board. We luckily found three seats together but as I was going through the plane, I was asking people flying seperately if they…

And for you DOS lovers:

It was my favorite phone.

Omnipoint Sony Erricson, later T-Mobile. HUGE SIM Card (like credit-card-sized). Then Verizon Nokia. Then Sprint Startac, Then AT&T Kyocera candy-bar phone, AT&T Samsung Nokia flip phones, finally settling on the iPhone in 2007.

Spoken like a true childless individual.

Boarding: First, people with kids, people with large bags, people with small (under seat bags).

Is this an April Fools post? :)

Leisure Suit Larry...flush the toilet in the club, the bathroom fills up with water. You die.

Here in the states, we call them "wavelengths!"

This picture will haunt my dreams.

From a PC: It's complicated.

I've got something of a real mess on my hands.

Oh no, you're thinking of the support group. I made that same mistake myself. They're called the Blue Man Group.

What happens when a bird gets sucked into the engine? What happens when the plane looses pressurization? They deal with it because pilots are badass.

If you thought the iPhone exploit was bad, check out the spammer's URL in the comments.

Eat as many fruits and vegetables as you would like. Don't eat anything else. Fin.

Whatever, Bruce Wayne, aka Michael Keaton in Kim Basinger's apartment, hiding a metal serving tray under your shirt.

Hmm.

Thrown up. I was in college, in my dorm room. I felt so nervous, ran out of my room, but unfortunately the bathroom was too far. I made it to the "trash room", got sick, went back, brushed my teeth, and felt immediately better and could enjoy myself. She thought it was funny. That was February, 2001.