The reason to turn on Airplane Mode is because your phone will continuously search for a signal while in the air and drain your battery. 

I watched the whole nearly-2-minute video and didn’t see that exact clip, but they really didn’t focus on it there either. I don’t recommend bothering. The promo video was extremely obnoxious.

Is that gif sped up?  I feel like it speeds past the important parts as if its trying to hide something.

I remember having to have a boot disk to skip DOS for some games because memory problems.

PiDrive? 314 GB? Are you sure its not 314,159,265,359 bytes? Even the price is $31.42 and it was announced on 3/14. The “original” price is $45.81, with the difference between it and the discount price being $11.68

The Hunt for Green Cucumber

Of course, defection always remains a possibility...albeit a slim one probably.

“Let me get this straight, you’ve LOST a submarine?”

I find your lack of dental hygiene disturbing.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

Looking forward to buying records at the Spotify brick and mortar store!

I was able to pull off zero miles last year, with some effort.

I’ll see your Escher and raise you one moi about 7 beers in and any females present in the area!

Well, the lawyers won’t let us do How to Get Away With Murder (presumably for copyright reasons). So we have to take the next best thing.

? They don’t normally keep them - they give them back! Where are you from?

*Hayden Christensen sits by his phone, anxiously*

When I see these postings I’m usually like “How many lightning cables does someone REALLY need?” Then last week, I was at a hotel with my wife and found myself without a lightning cable and was like “DAMN YOU SHEP MCALLISTER!”

When I see these postings I’m usually like “How many lightning cables does someone REALLY need?” Then last week, I…

“If struck with sufficient force, it could easily have sliced a man’s head in two,”