The Hunt for Green Cucumber

Of course, defection always remains a possibility...albeit a slim one probably.

“Let me get this straight, you’ve LOST a submarine?”

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

Well, the lawyers won’t let us do How to Get Away With Murder (presumably for copyright reasons). So we have to take the next best thing.

? They don’t normally keep them - they give them back! Where are you from?

When I see these postings I’m usually like “How many lightning cables does someone REALLY need?” Then last week, I was at a hotel with my wife and found myself without a lightning cable and was like “DAMN YOU SHEP MCALLISTER!”

When I see these postings I’m usually like “How many lightning cables does someone REALLY need?” Then last week, I…

A League of They’re Owned

I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

It's a delicate balance. I have some 40+ trade lines on my credit report and my FICO credit scores are 790, 812, 810. It really boils down to credit utilization (aka how much you owe) and deliquency (aka payments >30 days late).

You can purchase "spacers" or "standoffs" at any hardware store. The will cover the threads and hold the object a standard distance off the drawer face. If you spray paint the spacer the color of the pull it will look much more professional. While a good idea, the pulls in the article do look a bit ghetto.

I'm pretty sure no type or lack of footwear would impede my exit from a plane in an emergency situation. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking through the snow barefoot, but by god, show some survival instincts people.

You can still trip on a ramp, and unless it's made of a different material than the deck, you may not be aware of the change in angle. Plants are an obviously different texture, even to someone wearing bifocals or just with low visual acuity. These kinds of plants normally take up less room than a ramp, and most…

That reminds me of the first time I fired up my flathead....

"... you can basically forget it..." cos that's what everyone should do with all their camp fires.

My mother was a single parent and I was the "man of the house". When I was 8 she gave me a key to the house and told me to NEVER take it off from around my neck and to come straight home after picking up my sister (she was 5 at the time). Every weekend she would show me how to cook, how to shop for food and how to…

Shaquille,

There's something a little disgusting about having a heart-to-heart letter conversation with a guy, reading in his letter that he doesn't want the letter on social media, and promptly selling the letter to TMZ.

I wonder. Do I have to use proper forehead-stabilizing technique for this to work? Or, can I just hold it with my hands?