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Jonathan Michaels
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Ah, Dutch Mantell, also known to modern fans as Zeb Colter.

Hulk can’t die until they make another Hulk

I don’t think he’s gonna die, it would be too damn cruel.

To be fair, there’s no Fashion Files because Fandango is injured.

Hell, the fifth Pirates movie made $795 million on a $230 million budget, even with advertising, they made a healthy profit on that.

I was definitely not expecting it to require such secrecy coming out of it.

Another good thing to note, that glaring continuity error in the trailers, where they emerge from the convienience store with beer, but in other shots, it’s an armload of snacks, is NOT, in fact, a continuity error.

Just saw it, it’s definitely #2 in the DCEU, might be #1.

And, weirdly, the money thing was the ONLY thing people weren’t allowed to bring up at the Roast.

Yes, can we take a moment to note that they put TWO R rated properties in there, and that should make everyone understand that they are not going to go around censoring their content just because Disney owns it.

This is a periodic reminder that Fox was being sold whether anyone liked it or not and that if Disney hadn’t bought it, Comcast would have and NOBODY would have preferred that.

Well, they’re paying WWE just over $200 million a year to air Smackdown, starting this fall.

BBT was highly praised for several years.

They look older than Lori.

Well, Jackson is basically guaranteed to be the #1 box office Star this year, between Glass, Shaft, Captain Marvel, Spider-Man: Far From Home And Avengers: Endgame (He’s not listed in the cast, but we all know he’s in it.)

I preferred the review of What’s The Worst That Could Happen?

I am so fucking happy.

Lori Loughlin should walk on this under the condition that she shares with everyone the formula she takes that allows her to never fucking age.

Disney has also brought in their good luck charm.

That’s the apparent reason Sacha Baron Cohen didn’t want to do it.