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Jonathan Michaels
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When did they ever say she was the leader of the Avengers?

Well, just came out of the 11:30 3D screening at Disney Springs.

Only on a solo film, they can put her in The Avengers, or A-Force, or any other team NOW

In what way?

Shit, just do what you did to Chris Evans in the first Cap, but the other way around.

That’s the thing, in the comics, she sucks.

Batman Forever has two villains, one who hams it up in every scene in a ridiculously over the top way, chewing the scenery all over the place.

Have you tried the new Quarter Pounder, they are usually pretty balanced, not too dry, not dripping.

Mortensen’s character is supposed to be three years younger than Mahershala Ali’s character.

The part where they spent $25 million on ads for their Oscar campaign instead of spending $25 million dollars on giving the film a wide release around the country so people could watch it the way the director intended for it to be seen.

I’m sorry, but he’s right.

It literally is.

Apparently the main joke in this movie is that it’s almost the same starting point as Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, they go to Hollywood to stop the Bluntman and Chronic reboot, only dimly aware that they are themselves doing a reboot.

There is a very strong market for tall redheads.

For real, though, apparently it’s 12 more minutes of music.

You’re goddamned right he’s a fraud, dressing up like an old man and shit.

Reminds me of Daniel Tosh’s bit on Brett Favre, saying if it was him he’d Keep playing forever, noting how much money you can still make as a third string QB or even just on the practice squad.

I can’t quite believe I’m saying this, but it feels like we’re kind of ignoring the fact that they also seem to have fucked over Vince McMahon.

An escape room horror movie is one of those things I’m actually surprised didn’t happen sooner.

Also, Viggo Mortensen gained 40 pounds to play a 32 year old man.