The kicker? Everyone in London has a French accent.

There's a bit of a hitch with that away-from-home scenario. I've yet to stay in a motel room that supplied guests with a vise, hammer and hacksaw in each room.

IP address are NOT like a normal house address. For the average user, IP address change all the time, usually daily. Even then, there are numerous workarounds for altering/changing/spoofing IP addresses. IP bans are not a panacea to cure unwanted commenter.

I hope you're not his upstairs neighbor.

WRONG! Everyone knows that the only proper way to eat a mango is leaning awkwardly over the kitchen sink while the juice gets your hands and chin all sticky.

Authy instead of google authenticator

Just like a man. Promise her something / deliver something else.

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.

This is all about sucking, so I'll begin with me, in a parking lot...

I really like Mailbox on my iPad, but on Android nothing compares to CloudMagic. If Mailbox supported Outlook.com and Exchange, I might consider it.

Loving the design, not so much how it's built. Migrant workers are being ruthlessly exploited, working 12 hours/day 7 days/week, no security, horrible accommodation and no guarantee of getting paid. It resembles forced labour, according to Amnesty. You should write about that, Jezebel!

I buy and sell my Android devices on Swappa.com - it's dead simple and the community's pretty decent. I don't foresee buying a phone new again when I can get a 6 month old one for $200+ off MSRP.

If I want to shut off my ringer, I just ask the question. Silence will fall when the question is asked.

If you do not have Xcode on your machine you can add this to the plist XML element:

"If you can't name two things you're regularly doing outside of work, you're spending too much time there." Does it work the same way if those two things are drinking gin and throwing rocks at old people?