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Wait a minute, there's not an actual baby in this? Pass.

71 pounds certainly can't be right. I've had the same bottle of ketchup in my fridge for at least two years.

Hate to tell you man, but you're old. These movies aren't made for you anymore.

These are the kind of ski shenanigans I don't allow on my mountain!

That was Andy Garcia!

You know Sofia Coppola was IN Star Wars Episode I, right?

Maybe your dad shouldn't have been talking through the movie. Maybe you would have enjoyed it more then.

At least stir it in some ice and sip it!

If he counts every midichlorian in Anakin's body, that's over 20,000. More than Master Yoda.

Eh, this is my problem with old people makeup. You lose bone mass as you age, they should have both been like three inches shorter and hunched over.

Hot toddies all the way!

I think he made enough money to do whatever he wants. Which seems to be a lot of theater work, and wearing a lot of eccentric glasses and clothing. Wish I was him.

Oh man they have to do DS9!

I actually thought Pino seemed like a really nice guy in his one scene of the first episode- it wasn't until Dev was looking at him through the lens of a competitor to Francesca's affections that he started looking like a douche.

Enough with the bitching about spoilers, people. Grow up.

I don't think this is as common in the US, but in other parts of the world you can get away with ordering beer and getting the house beer. In Czech Republic, for instance you can just order light beer or dark beer.

Omg I can't like this enough

Fuck off

Wtf is starz lol

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK