I'm about to blow my stack. I turn my back, and the bullshit begins.
Tickler's, you're a scumbag. And, Aziz, you're a goddamn liar.

Last night I had a dream that hamburger was eating ME!

The Botanist is amazing. I prefer whiskey to gin, but I will never turn down a glass of The Botanist.

Margaret Atwood is (rightly) an acclaimed author. Not really sure where you're coming from comparing her to Justin Bieber.

You might be onto something- there are a lot of scenes in the Lost World with overlapping dialogue.

Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realized, it wasn't that farfetched.

I'd fuck Goldblum.

I still am!

And now I'm sitting by myself uh.. talking to myself. That's chaos theory.

Did you know that Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy? CRAZY!

Is Two Lovers and a Bear the sequel to Two Lovers? Can't wait to see if Joaquin Phoenix chooses Gwyneth Paltrow or the bear.

Jesus, dude. Relax.

But doesn't that mean the chip has been installed without consent?

Ass, cash, or Leaves of Grass- nobody rides for free.

Strange new worlds man

When I was a child, my father left the box for a 32-inch CRT television on our front porch for a few days. It seemed like a perfect clubhouse, so I crawled in… and awoke a mother scorpion with a hundred tiny babies on her. I was stung a LOT- turns out tiny scorpion stings hurt much worse than large scorpion stings.…

I liked this twice. At least there's no sand on that planet.

I love Erik Adams' callout of the Cinemark 8 in Round Rock. I saw so many shitty movies there.

I don't think Smokin' Aces is a bad movie, just not the movie the trailers advertised it to be. You know what a better movie in that genre is? Lucky Number Slevin!

This guy is a professor at North Carolina State and he's still running a geocities style website! Its been updated at least since 2016!!