That's not what your mom said last night when I was playing with her big ol' pancake titties.

Are we sure they didn't use unladen swallows?

This show is a fad? It's been a hit basically since the first episode. It will remain popular until the final episode. Then it will be over. At that point it doesn't cease to be a fad, it ceases to be a show.

Oh my god. I just realized he's not.

More like total eclipse of the fart, amirite?

Gene Shalit, is that you??

There are nice people in Charlottesville :(

Freddy Got Fingered is terrible. I don't care what Tom Green was trying to do with it. It's not an avant garde masterpiece, it's not an anticomedy or antimovie. It's just terrible.

Yikes. Jackie Brown. I watched Jackie Brown. I will not edit my atrocious original comment, instead leaving it to the dustbin of history.

I randomly watched this on tuesday, not knowing 1997 was happening! An all-time great, that gets better every time I see it.

The obvious answer is that Jean-Ralphio dies after getting hit by a Lexus and his spirit afterward haunts DJ Roomba.

But how do you feel about young people standing on your lawn?

I think the motorcycle chase through campus is lame and uninspired.

Also, Texas pride is a different animal than Southern pride. Some Texans maintain the belief that Texas alone has the power to secede from the United States, but of course they're wrong. https://www.texastribune.or…

One bumper sticker is certainly a good sample size.

Could the T-Rex run faster if it took its heels off?

Fuck.

Bruh don't start shit about Weekend at Bernie's that you don't intend to finish.

Today's episode of The Greatest Generation had a pretty phenomenal interview at the beginning with LeVar Burton- highly recommend! They mostly focus on his directing work on TNG, and he is somewhat evasive when they ask him about directing an episode of Star Trek: Discovery!

Yikes!