I have a friend who, until she sold her house to give the money to some dude who caught her online, used to live in a gorgeous house, steps from the bay in Long Island. Ostensibly a very intelligent woman, smart, funny, old hippy. But she had a rash of deaths amongst her loved ones and something snapped in her head,…

It's rare I'm lost for a joke. Middle school in America is, like 11-14, yeah? Fuck, pervs! 16! That's the rule! And then only if they give you the queer eye! Some people, I tells ya. No class.

The best revenge is going 'mo.

The best way to feel better about anything is comedy and frequent sex with strangers.

Touché!

Amelia Evangelista.

How about we just wrap you really tightly in cotton wool, and keep you in the cellar, where you'll be safe?

Girl, you are on fire today.

There's a trick for that, you make a contact called 'fucking fuck fucked fucker fucks'.

Chrome on Mac .

Brainstorm (1977)

Are you Japanese? Remember the days of 'fax me a map'? My mate made bank off that.

You mean like this? PC here often?

Sounding.

A supergroup comprised of Peaches, Joan Jett, Carol Pope and Yoko Ono.