....like in AZ and NC?

....ah, the fervor of youth!......sigh.....this surprises whom exactly?.......have loved SamBee for years......

.....I have been known to collapse, wrist-to-forehead, on the chaise longue, the lorgnette thudding to the carpet.....

........Thank you! Gawker needs to stop boycotting the Duchess of Cambridge! (even though George is the spawn of Donald Trump, Charlotte will get whoring advice from the Duchess of Pork’s two horrid offsprings, and Wills has apparently come to terms with the top of his head).......

....... “travesti” (accent over the “I”) is “transvestite” in Spanish.....BiBi Andersson paved the way in Spain back in the 80s.......

....JLaw will play “Anna Kendrick” in the upcoming biopic.......

.....and Mr. Foos knows exactly how big it is......

......if the backseat of that Cutlass could talk.....

I’m gonna go ahead and cast the Lifetime Movie version: Randilyn as Brenda, JLaw as the Mexican drug lord, Octavia Spencer as the girlfriend, Rob Lowe as Margaret Thatcher.....

....I’ve always wondered if Eve Plumb has considered fisting now that LHJ recommends it.........

......all right, Whores.....what are we talkin’ bout tonite?????

......clearly, the Sanders campaign is behind this....

......I was fisted against my will by Bernie Sanders......

.......also, HTF do you end up divorced at 24? He prob has a great dick tho.....

......This is Emma Watson’s fault......

......Anyone who’s ever handled British dick knows that it always ends up being a sad affair....yes, they’re long, but pencil thin......I’ve always preferred Irish dick and Scottish cock.......they’re fat.......a two-hander........

......you forgot Greta Van PorkChop........she rode that train faster, harder, and higher.......to this day......

......that was Hot........I’ve got moist squirrel right now......BRB......

......where are all the male prostitutes??? We need more dick......

......”Fire Island towel boy” Marco Rubio approves.....