Thanks, I just had it waxed.

Yeah, I’m trying to figure out why they’re protesting against the school’s response too. From what I’ve read, the school removed the offending graffiti as soon as they found it, condemned the words and people who wrote them, and indicated they would attempt to find out who did it and hold them responsible. I’m not…

The lesson, as always: it’s best to keep Johnson and pie separate.

how many of these assholes know the cop that pulled the trigger is black? how many times is that mentioned?

Grobe now claims he knew of both Baylor’s and Oakman’s history of sexual assault

Didn’t Ortiz do steroids?

To be fair, my impression is that they both are of the douche-canoe persuasion.

I didn’t know Tommy pitched. Greg Maddux was the master of that, though.

Machado gets the Brian McCann MSP award for most sanctimonious player tonight.

“Poor bastards at Guantanamo”

I feel like you’re emphasizing the size of the child here, like it wouldn’t have been so bad if he beat a large child.

If you couldn’t pound through the Packers weak ass sieve of a defense, you’d have to go through the drive-thru also.

What does this have to do with the point of this post, which relates to the weird construction/design of the new Vikings stadium?

I like your bold anti-child beating stance.

Why the fuck does he look like the Boromir of Michigan?!

This marks the most dog shit in [name of park] since [bad player commenter well-versed in sports would reference] was traded to [that other team].

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

So the only response to a stupid opinion about what others should do is an equally stupid opinion about what others should do? I don't think so.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!