People. How hard is it to spell “nickel?” You’re allegedly college students, and at your state’s flagship university, no less. Surely you can spell “nickel.”

Go back to io9, and never speak to us again.

Good to see a Lakers player’s unrestrained id not result in rape charges for a change.

“I feel nothing.”

I’ll spoil it. The infomercial ended in a tie.

I watched the infomercial in its entirety, and at the end thought “This was better than any soccer match I’d ever seen before.”

Can you at least give credit to the commenter in the previous article that mentioned Pseudobulbar effect?

Have to disagree on that. If anyone doesn’t have to worry about being fucked as much as she wants, that person would be Kate Upton.

“Milwaukee, Minnesota...nobody gives a fuck about the Midwest anyway.”

I’ll admit that, other than voting for Clinton, I didn’t do much of anything; as opposed to every single other presidential election of my adult life, in which I donated and actively participated in some form or fashion for my candidate of choice. Which is why I hold the DNC about 40% responsible for the outcome. They…

I’m gonna repeat what I said above: I’m gonna Godwin you here: did any Jewish voters who didn’t vote when Hitler was elected forfeit the right to complain when they were sent to the gas chamber? Not voting to stop Trump was a mistake, and it’s fine to point that out. But let’s not pat ourselves on the back too hard…

You leave Richard Whistle out of this, he voted!

This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

Member when Jim Tressel found out about kids committing violations and knowingly lied to the NCAA about it, obstructed their investigation and then played kids he knew were ineligible anyway?

Oh, the polls? Yes, let’s talk about how they were so reliable we can base complete hypotheticals on them with any degree of certainty.

Votto has 10/5 rights and I THINK a full NTC. Plus, for some reason he really likes being in Cincy.

Wasn’t he offered like $200,000 by ESPN for the 30 For 30? And he turned it down.

I’ve seen so many posts about how they need to get Steve Bartman to throw out the first pitch for their 2017 opening day, or how they need to get him in the parade.

On the other hand the team, city and fanbase ruined Steve Bartman’s life for something that wasn’t his fault. And you know he couldn’t be at these games and it was probably killing him inside.

I want you to go to bed tonight thinking about this guy, and how pretty he is, and how good he is, because all these backs are the same. They’re all pretty, and they’re all special...
it was mostly tongue in cheek... The only point was that Zeke hasn’t been popped yet