RIP Harambe

That’s great, but what we really want to know is if you can watch this short ant movie without crying...

“had dealt with recurring blisters on his pitching hand, along with a separate groin injury”

Seriously! People screaming first amendment rights are ignoring that purchasing a publication and removing old posts that might get you in legal hot water is a very first-amendment thing to do.

the New Millennium will be remembered as the era in which we all willingly gave up our constitutional rights.

So basically pull every lineman, linebacker and running back after every play?

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

Up until about, oh, ninety seconds ago I was a firm opponent of the death penalty.

You’ve done zilch to support your assertion that Mike Carey was terrible at his job. I’ll help you start, Mike Carey is bad at his job because ....

Didn’t you see that he’s a FSU football player? Where do you suspect the bar is for Noles these days?

He did, but ultimately his request to trademark the crucifix was denied.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

The bar is so low because people generally suck. I agree that this fact itself is lamentable, but still... good guy is good guy on this one and it’s nice to see people acknowledge it.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Can’t

You make a fair point.

Not a good example, Barry. Tom Dempsey’s success came because of the weight he wasn’t carrying.

I’m inclined to believe you based on how long you’ve been commenting here.