“I think it’s like going and getting Advil, and then there’s like the Walgreen’s prescription next to it,” he said. “Not that either does shit for me anymore.”

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

No way that’s Jeter’s lineup. It’s got the actress with the most range at short.

Based on this image I think construction of a shoulder, bicep, and elbow for his right arm would be a better start.

Adversity is my #1 hated sports word.

Wait...you’re pissed at the UFC in this scenario? Jones is the one who apparently came back with a failed A sample. It’s only a potential violation because he has the right to appeal the first test by requesting that the B sample be tested as well. They run that first sample through a battery of tests before moving on…

Reyes: Arrested, charged, not prosecuted.
Chapman: None of the above.
Neither: guilty of any crime
Both: Suspended by MLB
NYDN: who gives a shit

And many Mets fans made him feel at home.

That moment when your brain can’t decide if it should be angry or impressed.

Rufinol, apparently.

But you have to admit that Gawker as a whole has a tendency to say, “this person is doing something stupid just to get media attention!!!”, and then write about them ad-nauseam for weeks.

On the scale of shady things, being a ballpark asshole ranks pretty low. But I’ll be sure to send in a tip next time I see somebody sneak into a better seat or dump their beer on the person in front of them when they leap up to scream at an umpire.

So many lifes changed.

That’s funny, I thought the magic number for the Cub’s was 1908.

Looking like a young Drew Magary.

Manziel and OJ would make awesome Heisman Big House commercials.

Can you imagine how much the dad went through before he throws up his hands and gives up to the point where he wants his son jailed to get help?

Would you like fries with that?

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

I know I’ve posted it before, but....