Ironically, Mavs beating the Heat in 2011. I am a sucker for LeBron’s stupid narrative. I think his next step should be WWE. I’m only kind-of kidding.

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

The one where Kevin Draper was the saddest.

You’re just sad he’s right.

“Someone dislikes a thing I like so I can’t like them anymore.” God forbid someone disagrees with you. How dare he.

Why would you let this ruin him for you? The man has an opinion. It may differ from yours, but he’s entitled to it. I like him because he calls a great game of baseball. I’ve never looked to him for ideological guidance.

Vin Scully isn’t for everybody. That would be socialism.

Schilling deserves his own category.

Mom?

He was just in a bad mood after finding out he’s gotta find a new place to sleep next time the Nats visit San Diego.

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

Much to my chagrin, I discovered that they’re still leading the NL Wild Card race at this point.

God ✔@thecreator69

I don’t blame him for being mellow. Even if he doesn’t make it as a pitcher, at least he still has that High School Musical money to fall back on.

I hereby petition for a Deadspin post every time the O’s lose a game just like you’re doing for the Cardinals right now.

Ahhh....yes. Yet another mark of the idiotic sports fans...the guy who treats meaningless preseason predictions as some sort of grave insult that must be avenged, instead of just enjoying it when his team does well. Truly a Baltimore specialty, like shitty piss beer. I can’t wait for the near-riots that will take…

Right on, man. When are big market teams like the Rays gonna stop taking all the attention?

Premature congratulation.

Taint that the truth.

Draymond Green has more balls than anybody. Who cares if they were once attached to other dudes?