How many of us are here to discuss morals? Moral superiority is one of the typical Deadspin commenters favorite pastimes

Booooo

Like who? And I’m sure you have solid evidence of this besides “cuz deadspin sed so”

I was thinking the same thing. Calling a guy who has never even won a championship the greatest of a generation is some serious hyperbole

So possibly “being involved” (whatever the fuck that means) with violent people means he deserves to be shot to death? How self-righteous of you

Thank you. In everyone’s rush to be the most outraged, they forget that yes, all of the coaches and administrators involved are deplorable and yes, the fact that there was a system in place basically designed to enable and then protect a child rapist is hard to wrap your mind around BUT PSU is more than just a…

While we can all agree that Connor Cook’s dad is a shithead, the more alarming thing to me is that scouts put any stock into that in the first place. If a kid’s character is partly based on the character of his father, then the NFL is full of Shithead Jrs. Seriously, how many NFL players had dads that were crazy,…

Boy, the Chiefs and all of their fans are all just pieces of shit. I mean, MY team would never do that and all of MY teams fans are super chill and totally not obnoxious

So, does anyone else notice that Deadspin loves it when an athlete tries to maximize his earning potential as long as he isn't shilling for BIG LAUNDRY?

That's the joke, dumbshit

I'm glad somebody said it

I thought his initial problem was alcohol?

Yeah man, I just hate it when “bad teams” break record after record on their way to completely dominating the league. They should try to be more like all of these other teams that have won far fewer games but are somehow “better”.

I’m glad somebody said this. I’m sure I’ll be burned at the stake as well, but if certain testimony is true (like the one saying Myles hit Marshall’s wife in the head with a beer bottle) then that doesn't necessarily justify anything, but it sure adds a new level of context. If somebody hits my wife with anything, I'm…

The Cubs have always been relevant because they're the Cubs. They've also had a few runs in the last 15 years where they were pretty good and then didn't suck until the Playoffs started. So to make it sound like you guys have been terrible forever and now a bunch of scrappy upstarts is a little misleading. You're…

And Chiefs fans aren't? Dude, I'm a Chiefs fan myself and those fucking hillbillies are annoying

Wow, you sound like... A Cardinals fan....

“Sage wisdom” is the new “flaxseed oil”

I can't wait until the Cards win the division (again) and the Pirates lose the WC game

Holy shit, what a collection of fucking nerds