I can’t tell whether you mean Zeke, the judge, Jerrah, or Goodell, but I appreciate both the quality of the curse and the fact that the only grammatical rule to which you adhered was capitalizing Lego.

That will show them. Buy some merchandise. That will show that guy!

Pictured: America.

To be fair, the delivery driver was Jerry Jones.

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

Oh there are a lot of bad options, I just personally would hate Dusty Baker the most. He’s the Jeff Fisher of MLB.

I was in the same camp as you, and most of the time give athletes the benefit of the doubt—while also having generally more respect for the press than is typical around here—but in hindsight, maybe he has always just been a dick, and the Super Bowl pouting just happened to be after the biggest game of his career.

Ball On Wall: “Wall’s got no balls”

underappreciated comment.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

juju got his all i want is to get mine period i am the best receiver on this team comma ever comma period period ain’t nobody did any nothing anything to get me back period no backspace period dammit siri i dont use punctuation period stop it period i mean it and when i say period i mean period.

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

God dammit, Dad, I told you you’re not allowed to post your jokes in public.

Might as well be Casey Anthony for giving up on the one thing he was supposed to protect.

At least title it “Return of the Mack.”

While you have a point, the difference between Eric Fisher trying to get choke slammed and Eric Fisher trying not to get choke slammed is negligible.

Cubs fans got class!!!

Fuck the Cubs and fuck their insufferable fans who think they’re suddenly baseball royalty after their team won a world series for the first time since about the time the Wright brothers were discovering powered flight.

But saying everyone “should agree” to something is a partisan statement. I may think that everyone “should agree” that limiting the ability of nutjobs to access automatic weapons is a reasonable thing to do, but that is because that reflects my moral views on what is most important (the safety of society vs. each…