Despite being a lifelong Chiefs fan, I’ve always liked Von Miller. He reminds me of another famous pass rusher that wore no. 58. That being said, I have never seen a flag thrown for a stupider reason than that one. So much for the NFL ever taking the stick out of its’ collective asshole.

To paraphrase a certain prominent political figure: “That son of a bitch needs to fall in line or he’s FIRED!”

So, he was protesting by refusing to score a touchdown....

Koufax retired because of unbearable arthritis in his elbow, not his shoulder.

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Oh hey, a band I’ve actually heard of!

LeBron James= Basketball Taylor Swift

The guy is an unbelievable talent and has a ton of personality, which is great. But he’s good for at least one truly dumb shit penalty per game

Don’t you worry about them. They’ve got a great job waiting for them in Trump’s White House

Amen to that. On a network that trots out screaming head after screaming head for the contrarian masses, it’s really nice to see a reporter that does some actual reporting.

“Coach, we need to whip them in the sack!”

“Every time I see a Rex Burkhead jersey this season I’m going to feel bad for the single mother in Southie who didn’t get her child support payment instead.”

My favorite thing about Bomani’s rant is that the Super Bowl collapse hadn’t even happened yet

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