Ok, so the email from Gary Bettman isn’t legit, but what about all those text messages from Roger Goodell that read simply: “u up?”

He wants older not 2002.

May I suggest this:

It’s also “Sit Love” backwards, which clearly...

His name? David Traski

I thought it was Blake Anderson

It’s like a little jet pack hat.

The good news is when you say “I’ll call you” on your way out the door you don’t have to feel guilty one damn bit after a week goes by.

I think I’d die of alcohol poisoning before hitting that...

... I mean, if I were drunk enough on Hot Damn and the bar was smokey enough...

Dumpster fires are for amateurs..

because once they taste blood, they’re insatiable.

what a twit - why not simply travel to tibet and learn to become the sorcerer supreme, like any other self-respecting supercar-wrecking neurosurgeon.

Translation: “The kids who want these cars can’t afford them, so we can’t justify development costs of adding another option. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go work on the automatic for the new Supra.”

Which is why we should all go on DST all year.

I love a good Assateague story. I used to take my CJ7 there almost every weekend in the early 90s. My girl and I would drive over from Salisbury and sleep in the back...all the rangers wanted to see was a surf rod in a holder to leave you alone overnight. We would get up and surf before the drive beach got crowded.…

It could have been worst: you just imagine if the driver of the Jeep did piss in the stream... or maybe had brought some of his friends:

“I have seven dollars.”

There, sadly, will not be new XJs.