Should the kids get off your lawn too?

Agreed. All I see is ABS issues where the system sucks and somehow locking tires up is better than letting it do its thing.

I hate the concept of “Gotcha” police work.

You are one of those people who would actually be less interesting on drugs.

I guess Michigan should ramp up road repairs soon...

Oh my gosh, that teal though.

I heard they have some design flaws.

They do warn you though. Or at leas they warned me on my last flight. It’s also somewhat common knowledge. Funny that a writer for a website that routinely mocks the supposed ignorance of others found himself in this situation.

It is literally on the first paragraph of the International Travel info page. Also mentioned when booking.

On Christmas night I went to the airport with my wife

No, probably confederate

Slowing down the frequency of an audio wave = creating a lower-frequency sound = making something sound “more evil”.

that is a nice amount

wrong, it is 420. please issue a correction.

A real lifehack would be to stop using paper-thin glass ornaments.

What you can’t see is that the tech is not wearing pants.

By a guy named Torch.

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Yeah, but, harder to stabilize ...

If I had a pinball machine in my house, it would have to be a T2: Judgement Day machine. The gun instead of the plunger, the cannon, that awesome chromed skull... I bet I put $100 in quarters into that thing as a kid.