These Law and Order spin-offs are getting out of control.

Nothing of value was lost

I read about two paragraphs of this (cold medicine got me allll messed up, can’t focus), and honestly I just can’t wait till Jon Bois gets ahold of it.

Probably a giant cat.

As someone who also rides a scooter in a city and owns a volkswagen beater...

Wait, how would one direction have a yield sign and the other has a light? Or am I not following this correctly?

Can Jalopnik writers get COTD?

Oooh, gotcha. Couple questions, though. What’s he actually driving during filming and why the fuck wouldn’t it be the actual car they DEFINITELY had on set? I don’t know of a single car with the weird scalloped dash like that, German or not...

That IS the white Jetta, I think as he’s being passed in the race where he loses it (Too soon, junior)

I know the rest of Jalopnik is going to hate me for this, but those carbon fiber louvers are sexy

I wonder how much updating (engine for emissions compliance, maybe chassis for crash worthiness) it would take to just sell original F1's as 2017 model year cars?

You can be my second in command when the studio contacts me to produce it.

MissBehave or GTFO

If you can’t find what you need in this marina, you don’t own your boat

Y....You really mean that?

Hell yes, this is gonna be awesome!

The Slow And The Rather Plodding

Is this the plot to the next Fast and Furious movie? Dom and crew turn into pirates and hijack the ships to prevent them from falling into enemy hands, then The Rock shows up for no reason and they drive cars from end to end at WOT, but it still takes 37 minutes?

An article about how they are practical, fun, stylish, can be sporty, and are not to be made fun of by larger two wheelers? I can “consult” for you, if you need help writing it, I scooted all winter and can’t wait for summer.