You are one of those people who would actually be less interesting on drugs.

I guess Michigan should ramp up road repairs soon...

Oh my gosh, that teal though.

They do warn you though. Or at leas they warned me on my last flight. It’s also somewhat common knowledge. Funny that a writer for a website that routinely mocks the supposed ignorance of others found himself in this situation.

It is literally on the first paragraph of the International Travel info page. Also mentioned when booking.

On Christmas night I went to the airport with my wife

No, probably confederate

that is a nice amount

wrong, it is 420. please issue a correction.

A real lifehack would be to stop using paper-thin glass ornaments.

What you can’t see is that the tech is not wearing pants.

By a guy named Torch.

Today on Jalopnik: Hot news about old Smarts that’ll be sure to spark your interest.

Not its fault though as hangar rental fees and values have skyrocketed since its parents’ generation, vastly outpacing income from smuggling opportunities.

“Trump elected president”

debatable

does it really though?

What about Monster Trucks?*

I hope we get to see this Pantera brought back from the Cemetery Gates.

You keep scrolling on an article and you get another. And another. And another. I don’t like that recent change, either. Takes forever to find the comments section of the article you clicked on, especially on mobile.