Well this sounds insane.

"Upgrading the bathrooms will take 3 years: One month clean and install new fixtures, but 2 years 11 months to wait for all of the stalls to simultaneously have no homeless people in them"

You know what else had a crap interior? The Ferrari F40.

A little, yeah.

Torchinsky Teaches Tuesdays. I learn something new everyday. Never knew about this bad boy.

False.

No, it's because the pending system is terrible.

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That IS a steal. And when I'm done with it I bet I could just easily unload it on eBay to one of the many other Jimmy Eat World/Carmax fans out there.

Just say the word and this is yours Doug

Good idea!! LIFEHACKER, FOLKS!

"JESUS SAVES – SATAN INVESTS"

Coincidentally, Hybrid Weenie Magazine is also holding a competition. Their events will include:

This is the level of burn you just achieved.

Fots shired!

what is that you say?

Dropped?

Santa Torchclausky.

I am home!