It comes with special countered pants to compensate.

Granted we're not buried in the grey-zone

If you get anywhere near that car while it's running, you absolutely will need that suit.

Likeliness of things to catch fire during use, ranked:

And better looking than an Enzo too.

This is Gawker Media in a nutshell:

Oh yay, it's today's mandatory article about men being assholes in every form of media and women being victims in everything.

Freedom feels good, bro

Solution: Move to a state where you don't need a front license plate.

I like dos arches, and da hips, but can I see dat ass please?

There will also be updated smart phone

BABOU!!!

Found it

POWERTHIRST now comes in LEN BIAS!

Tell me it isn't perfect.

I'm pretty sure that's a really, really semantic point to make. Not that it's not accurate — as someone else pointed out, wax paper would melt — but still WAY beside the point. Also like six other people made this same point, so maybe check the damn comments first.

I worked at a dinner theatre where we saw all kinds of weirdos. We had comment cards on each table and always followed up on any negative comments. We were serving a cedar planked salmon, and received the feedback "the bread under the salmon was too hard." There was a quick sort through the cedar planks, and sure…

What next, letters to everyone with the prancing moose?

He was later gunned down by police for loitering, sparking international outrage in the ongoing avian rights battle.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.