But, can it handle a brick?

Not gonna lie - my (distracted) brain read the end of your first paragraph as "plagued by doughnuts" and my first thought was Tell me more........

Nah, it's gonna be awesome. I'm already loading up my iPod with Foghat and starting to grow a mullet.

Looks like a real...

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

30k for the rims? I don't want to imagine what the whole wheel would be!

4 more for the other side and you have the beginnings of one hell of a Thomas the Train Engine. Choo choo, motherfucker.

The last thing the US needs is to be "handed" a spot in the knockout rounds. We've come this far and already shown far more potential than anyone gave us credit for - any sort of shenanigans would make us look like serious chumps. We're better losing while trying to win than tying because a powerhouse let us. It's…

I visited the Nummi plant back in '08 and was impressed. Too little too late, coupled with Californias inhospitable business climate is what ultimately forced closure. Wonder how long Tesla is going to hold out here?

The Alfa Romeo 750 Competizione is a two-seater racing car that was designed to compete in the 1.5-litre sports car class.

This needs to make a come-back in car design.

Every once in a while I'll play this little game with friends called "How much would they have to pay you to take a job in New York?"

Good chance to actually catch the plague there.

Boston residents don't need nascar. They have enough arrogant white people driving the city highways and streets.

This is the internets, I don't think that sort of thing is possible.

At least it was prosecco. Could have been worse. They could have exploded with ... Brut force?

I've been known to have a mild laxative effect.

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