I'm 99% sure bathroom sex is illegal, if my last few encounters are anything to judge by.

First accessory is a chrome battery.

Of course she said yes. Who the hell could say no to 44 Miatas?

If these were all BMW's, this is about how they all park normally..

In freedom dollars, that's like 5 grand fellas.

Morgan Freeman drives her.

Paula Deen doesn't drive, she just rides around in the backs of ambulances.

God it looks like a ground hugging heat seeking missile

I always wanted to have my DL picture taken when I was really stoned so if I got pulled over I would look normal.

I thought this was an automobile blog...not Jezebel

rear wing angle adjustments i presume

There were also Ferraris reported to be on fire, but arson was not the cause.

In a video demonstrating the product, a male driver uses DiDi Plate to scan and then message a woman driving in front of him. He asks her for a date, which she quickly accepts. In another scenario, a woman's car is blocked in a parking lot, so she scans the plate of the car that boxed her in and tells the driver to…

Running radar on a road full of out of state drivers.

I originally read your first sentence as "I hope this kid gets seriously punched."

VW Polo? More like VW Yolo!

"Live every day like it's your last."

Space...a place where even the mundane is amazingly fascinating.