Is there any other kind?

Came here to post this.

That scotch was delicious.

SHOTGUN

Now, I know what you're thinking here, and that is: How could you possibly make tires out of bondo and twine? And my response would be: folks, that was a hypothetical situation. Not everything I write is true. For instance: Big and Tall of Houston can't really make a suit for everyone. Say, for instance, that you look…

Sweet jesus those e46 hatchling headlights...

This is the level of burn you just achieved.

3. Benjamin Franklin owned a crude steam-powered road tractor that was used to transport most of the nascent US government's belongings when the capital moved from Philadelphia to Washington DC in 1801.

So what you're saying is... My incoherent bitching about kinja changing is putting us lower and lower on the new-stuff-first totem pole?

Freedom feels good, bro

YOU.

I'll take two.

Wouldn't Duran Duran be more appropriate for the release of, say, the Kia Rio?

SERPENTINE PATTERN!!!

Ferrari. For when you're driving home from work, and you have to piss like a race horse.

Tell me it isn't perfect.

Evidently 3 minutes is too long to delete a post, so ignore this please.

MORE BIAS THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOORRRR

Choo Choo!! I can already hear the "No Fun Allowed" train coming this way!

Yep, it is. This crazy beast is a Gregory, and it's rear-engine/front-wheel drive. The only other car I can think of to use this bonkers layout is Buckminster Fuller's Dymaxion. Holy shit. This is like meeting a Sasquatch that admitted to assassinating President Kennedy.