Lap cup. Do some Nurburg runs or LeMans laps, drink everytime something significant happens. Do Old LeMans, and chug a beer during the Mulsanne.... I've got tons of these. Also, be sure to refer to it loudly in public as "Let's go do some "Drunk Driving"" for maximum pissed off-ness.

Yeah, reading wasn't my strong suit this weekend, if you catch my dorifto....

@ADabOfOppo: HAHAHA, nice. You'd need a different intercooler if you nixed the hood scoop, though.

@OnePumpChump: K-K-K-Killdozer!!

I love VW's old ads. Their new ones have been good, but some of their older stuff is hilarious.

@OhNoEzanEscalade!!!11!: I think it's exceptionally bad-ass.

Also, it doesn't really qualify due to volume per firing cycle or whatever, but Wankel rotaries regularly exceed 100hp/l NA. And I'm having trouble finding rear wheel dyno numbers/graphs, but I am sure there are more out there.

@SinisterSaracen RS 4.0: Any honda with vtec in the past 15 years? s2k qualifies the "r" of "rwhp"... Possibly the NSX, most ferraris, lambos, porsches.

@spuy767: Fun fact about 5.0: when you post, your image is only invisible to YOU. I know, right? Bug free!!

@Shamoononon: It's better with the "we require more minerals" caption on it.

She can just transfer to Kettering, though. Right Kettering jalops?

@OMGItsWeasel: Hey, now, ain't nothin' wrong with redheads....

If it had been a Porsche, he would have at least known what number to call...

I'm just surprised he doesn't drive a Maxima.

You, on the other hand, win.

@americansmark: Heart-clicked for hating Ohio as much as I do

I stand slightly corrected, thanks!

Upon looking it up, I see that it's in Pennsyltucky. We don't associate with their types. However, there are some sweet driving roads out there at least.

Toledo? I'm not defending Blairsville (shit, I've never heard of it), but John Denver never wrote a song berating any place but Toledo, and I've lived there for a total of six months now, on and off. God, so help me survive one more stint there.

@sr20spitfirehotrod: At least we're not Ohio.