@Jeb_Hoge: Or possibly, it really did break down. If it posted less-than-spectacular times, Ferrari could have simply said it was an abused, not well-taken-care-of example, possibly. Some skin off the nose, but not as much as "Hey, our old cars burn down, too!".

@nailocr001: Your rant about MPG figures is irrelevant, since all cars are tested the same way by the EPA. And I don't think there's been a car commercial in twenty years without that fine print, unless the car isn't actually moving.

Christ on a Cracker. Thanks, US education system.

@hangus77: just did, and glad, too.

I guess their MTB forks are better than their Moto forks then. But, yes, I do love the bomber girls.

@CRXPilot 5.Yo: Marzocchi?

@sr20spitfirehotrod: I sure wish there were still AOTD's, because this would be #1

@theart: Littering and... Littering and....

@Foxtrotzed-It's So HOT!: My roommates don't get why I'm laughing so hard....

Why aren't more modern ad's like this? I want one now. I also want horn-rimmed glasses and a black shift knob eight feet in the air....

You should add to that a note, stating that most of Flint is still sitting down. Except Kettering students. We're too poor to sit down.

Tony Stark built this in A CAVE!

Tony Stark built this in A CAVE!

It's a Dub. I thought this was my picture at first, until I realized the trip on my picture reads 135 or so, iirc. Also, this one has no CEL lit.

Pennsylvania? No, it was somewhere southeast of Toledo. Unless Penn is a town in central Ohio, in which case the answer is maybe.

Ohio is where the runaway train that inspired Unstoppable was doin' its thing. Ohio + trains = bad idea, apparently. Also, as long as it isn't denatured or already mixed with gasoline, a la E85, who gives a shit if it's in the water supply. GREATEST TAP WATER EVER!

This is Jalopnik 5.0, an "improvement" over the last one. Allegedly, oppo can be found by scrolling to the bottom of the page, clicking "forums", but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with forums... Sorry I can't help any more than that.

2001.5 Passat 2.8 30v V6 + ~207