Asshole seems apt though. 

Rich Guy prison is way different from poor people prison.
https://www.vox.com/2018/12/3/18116351/jeffrey-epstein-trump-clinton-labor-secretary-acosta

Hey if it’s good enough for Trump, it’s good enough for Shkreli!

How does he still run a company from prison? If he calls you up to fire you from his butt phone don’t you just hang up, report his contraband to the warden and go in Monday like nothing ever happened? What’s he goign to do about it from a cell?

Me: The prison-industrial complex must be destroyed, there is no just incarceration

Kirkwood tells Rolling Stone, adding that if he could get George Jones to cover his songs, “that would be cool, too.”

That’s why getting him to cover their songs would be cool.

There’s this old mall in my city that makes me sad every time I visit it. When I was a kid in the 80's, it was the place to be- it had an arcade, was the only place to buy pre-homophobia Chik Fil A, it had a Hot Dog on a Stick and you were guaranteed to run into friends and people you knew. It had three anchor stores…

King says that, despite Kelly’s team saying the singer wouldn’t be in the room during the interview, he still snuck in and loudly cleared his throat so the women would know he was there.

“Jennifer Garner spotted hocking her kid-friendly smoothies”

though I think Kelly is a piece of shit, it will be with interest that I compare the big picture of reaction to his hysterical and angry defensive posturing to the reaction that Kavanaugh’s received. Kavanaugh got A LOT of the “of course he is emotional (not the unhinged, angry, entitled man you think you see),…

he is probably going back, but due to child support. He has to pay over 160K this morning or back to jail.

Agree, but as a domestic abuse survivor, it’s a little teensy bit triggering.  Gayle has assumed the posture necessary with that type of outburst as though she’s very familiar with that behavior.  

“I just look at legal”

Right? From a PR or legal standpoint, I don’t know why anyone could think this interview was a good idea. My guess is that CBS coughed up dough for it, because we know the man is broke.

“How stupid would it be for me...with my crazy past and what I’ve been through?”

“When you beat your case, you beat your case,”

I believe he can lie.

I really do have sympathy for Bieber. I’m dragging my tired body through every day with the help of an anti-depressant and only my friends and family are aware of my daily movements. I cannot imagine what I’d do if I went to buy my weekly bread and eggs and saw my fat ass on the cover of a magazine looking like crap…

Feels like we’re in the end throes of the Olympics.