Let’s really watch this video.

When John Kelly says he wants you out, he isn’t speaking metaphorically.

Can you shop the sign so it says "school for the grifters"?

“Jared’s not here, man!”

Oh my god TWO MINUTES. That’s an eternity in a situation like that. lololol, this was amusing. 

You and me, we can be friends. I would ad a literal bathroom wing onto my place. It would have the works: giant freestanding soaker tub, heated floors, steam shower (but none of that rainfall showerhead bullshit), bidet, towel warmers, mood lighting, a sound system, a walk-in closet. Basically, I want one of these:

...while Blues winger Vladimir Tarasenko said Ramsey’s boast “de-classes our sport.”

if i could get one room made over with a $100,000 budget, it would 100% be my bathroom. ($90,000 of the budget would be for just the shower.)

Dude, are you for real? If you’re prepared to cross a very bright and shining line for one 14-year old girl, you do not deserve the assumption you won’t do it for others.

The band posting it is truly mystifying to me. I could see if it was a shitty cell-phone vid uploaded to YouTube, but the band saying, “Yes, the people need to see this!!” makes no sense.

Plenty of hockey rinks in ancient Judea.

His link to the Museum of the Bible’s “Professional Hockey and the Bible” (???????) is also....something. I’m not sure what, but it’s something.

And there were no survivors

Yeah but asking Lars to sit this one out was still the right choice

Instead of watching this atrocity, I propose that you watch the following video, “Ernest Borgnine Gives a Tour of His Bus,” which randomly appeared in my playlist this morning:

I also prefer Gibby but the obvious issue there is his parkinsons. I was a huge fan of his growing up but the reality is that it will eventually prevent him from providing on air analysis. I’ve heard Craig Monroe in the booth a few times and think he might be okay int he long term if they have to get rid of Rod.

Those two have always seemed to play off each other well, though it is worth noting that Rod gets swapped out with Kirk Gibson a good bit throughout the season. There was some time last year where I thought Rod wasn’t coming back as a result.

“When Doves Cry” doesn’t even have bass in it (which is actually kind of insane for such a huge pop song).

This Rod Allen, involved a physical altercation? NEVER! (God Bless Yakety Sax)