Girl! Prime those lids before you apply eyeshadow! Even those of us without oil problems will have creasing without primer. I’m a fan of Urban Decay’s, but their wand applicator is dumb af. NYX’s version is surprisingly good for the price point. 

Yes, and as someone married to a human covered in tattoos, it is a fun endeavor and you always want more. But there is only so much canvas and eventually you run out. I feel sad for Bieber that he is so young and already out of space for when he eventually gets taste.

Right? He’s still a whole entire snack.

Sorry Biebs, Chris Cornell did it better.

Always buy Newman’s Own when it’s an option. It’s good food, all the profits go to charity and you get to stare at Paul’s face.

What makes Paul Newman’s action even more interesting is that he did it without outside pressure or posturing. He really was a great guy who walked the walk in so many ways.

I love me some tatted up human bodies, but Bieber’s looks...difficult to describe...dingy? Yes, dingy, like kitchen sink water, but on a body.

Damn it, I was hoping they were doing a satire of the HGTV shows like Home Town. They even look like that couple a bit.

Ok, allow me to rephrase. SJP just going to go ahead and comment on everybody’s shit.

It gave me chills to think how devastated the family would be when they found out that Jeff was murdered on the same day his nephew was born.

I suspect the next couple of episodes are going to really dive into what caused Andrew’s brain to break to the degree that it did (Even though well never truly know the answer), as we dive further back into his pre-serial killing life.

Lord that was devastating. When the episode ended my immediate thought was, “I think that was the first episode where we DIDN’T see anyone get murdered and yet somehow it was the most heartwrenching.”

I hope you make it long term. I used to be the nerd in the cubicle who fights with your insurance company to cover your chemo, and sought out funding for medication and sometimes lodging assistance as well. I used to cry reading people’s charts. The diseases that comprise cancer are horrible and I wouldn’t wish them…

I’m glad for Dreyfus. I have breast cancer and its just hell on earth. I’m wondering why she still has hair, unless it’s a wig..mine fell out after my first chemo and two years later I am still not quite back to myself, (though my hair is!).

The best thing about this episode is they showed why Andrew was so appealing. Previous episodes, I kept thinking, who would be friends with this weirdo? But everything he does and says at that gay bar was deeply endearing. I was getting whiplash, hoping for the best for Jeff, knowing what I already knew. Fuck.

The last scene of Jeff’s family leaving several messages on his answering machine telling him to visit his sister’s baby not long after his death really fucked me up. Thanks for making this year’s Valentine’s Day even more depressing than it already was, American Crime Story!

At least she’s singing again. She was reduced to mopping floors on Portlandia.

No theatrical trappings?

Aimee Mann showing up on American Crime Story is somehow more insane than when she sang at the Bronze in Sunnydale.