Holy shit, it is. I thought you were joking, but it’s totally an acrostic. I guess that’s what happens when you get a bunch of arts majors to write a resignation letter.

He’s tweeting again. Kinda.

GAH that’s what grosses me out the most about “gifting” your positive pregnancy test to your partner! dude, you peed on that! that has your pee! can i return this gift for something that doesn’t have your pee on it?

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

Trump is definitely creating a government body so small that he can drown it in a bathtub.

It also spells out

We have one towel bar (big enough for 2 towels) and have designated sides for each towel. I only wash them every couple weeks (gross, I know, but I forget to do laundry sometimes), but we’re able to make it work without wasting water.

The hell is this nonsense? And, knowing me, I’d scratch my cornea with the charm after blearily groping for it after a face wash.

I guess I could maybe understand using them for bath towels (but no), but I really don’t understand why you would have any need for them at the beach. I want to bring fewer things to the beach. My main beach problem is not confusing my towel for someone else’s, which I have never heard of happening. My main problem…

You just fucking broke me with this comment. I have some SERIOUS business going on later today and all I’m going to do is laugh about a dude flossing his ass with a towel.

I aim to wash them like once a week but I know it’s more like twice a month.

I have been a lawyer for a long time and my bachelor’s is a pretty fuzzy degree. Does it matter? Not really. Most u-grad degrees teach you to see a problem, analyze the problem and express a solution. That goes for arts, humanities, sciences. I sat on the hiring committee of my (former) firm for years and I, for…

That funny because I dab dry my bits, but my hubby puts the towel between his legs and pulls back and forth like a goddamn cartoon character, sometimes working in up into his buttcrack. We use the “different color towels for each person” method for a reason.

I mean, even if I experienced some kind of head trauma that rendered me inclined to actually make use of a goddamn towel charm, I would have to suffer further injury to my brain to make me f’ing PAY for said charms... I mean- put a goddamn safety pin on it! Add another pin with beads alá 80s friendship-pin style! Use…

“I designed a ring that could go through a towel.” Really? Didn’t you just whip down to Hobby Lobby and get a bunch of those things people use for wine charms?

Listen, I don’t a woman’s vaginal secretions touching my godly penis after it’s been washed.

When I saw the original Towel Charms, my first thought was “you’d forget it was there, and then it’d be sure to catch at and hurt your cooch when you were drying off.”

I’m here to endorse Big Menopause.

The OK symbol has become a white supremacist thing these days. https://theoutline.com/post/1428/the-ok-sign-is-becoming-an-alt-right-symbol