Crystal Metheny...you can’t make this shit up...

Trump wanted to win the election. He did NOT want to be President of the United States.

Interesting point.

Exactly. I’m sure many of us saw this coming a mile away...he loves the crowds, he loves being told how wonderful he is, he loves the idea of being powerful, but he does not love actually having to work for it. That is the job of peasants.

Trump’s blatant narcissism is so all-consuming that he can’t handle the realities of his new job - all that responsibility, all that criticism - so he’s going to try and relieve his ‘glory days’ on the campaign trail.

His new campaign slogan:

They don’t really make decisions. They react emotionally.

It’s clear he hates the job, and only loves being adored. Unfortunately for him, the presidency is a thankless job where he will be subject to endless criticism.

You can only wander around in the dark with a bathrobe on for so long before it gets boring.

Or as our esteemed former pres said, “there’s a saying in Tennessee—well, it’s a saying in Texas, probably Tennessee—fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, won’t get fooled again.”

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

Exactly what I thought of too. This chick has contributed nothing to no one and has no discernible value or talent and should shut the fuck up.

I kinda thought her career was on the down swing because people realize how unspecial she is as a model.

I won’t ever forgive her or Verlander for their classless little fits they threw over kneeling NFL athletes when that was a thing. I do not doubt for a minute that Kate acted the way they reporter her to have. Kate’s uncle is a long-time Republican Congressman up here in Michigan, and the family is from the Whirlpool…

I live in the ‘burbs of Boston in an area with crap cell reception. I am pretty sure that if this had happened here, it would have been ALL OVER the news. So, no.

No, he was like “surprise!” and then it got really awkward and he left.

Was he dead?

there was one about a guy who had a date with someone on grindr/craiglist, and ended up being taken to a model home where the guy went down to the basement and starting tinkering with something metallic. Pretty creepy...

The story has several alarm bells—a millennial woman using a landline over her cellphone among the most glaring, though maybe her aunt’s house has terrible service!