He’s too self conscious about his hands.

As I’ve said before - my favorite part of this weekly post is looking for the shade in the article itself. My favorite this week was “co-president.”

big switch + tiny hands = darkness.

My favorite comment on this (and I can’t remember which person posted it) was that perhaps Biden plastered over the switches on his way out and the memes are real.

I just envision someone on Obama’s staff reading that, snorting, and then calling up Reince Priebus and saying, “Look, would it help if we dropped by and ran through the electronics with you one more time?” Because I feel like this is the kind of thing Obama’s people tried to tell them and they were so busy measuring…

Well, his kids run the businesses, Bannon runs him and the country, leaving the orange shit-gibbon to stare at the glowy box and bitch about it on Twitter.

By being terrible at all of those things?

That was my experience as well. Nothing cures you of Catholicism quite like Catholic school.

(Kinja is being weird, so it didn’t reflect my corrections in the post you just replied to. Oh well.)

Ok, I know it’s an internet comment and I should let this go but FFS, man.

I’m a NY’er, so I know all about state-mandated curriculums and exams (go fuck yourself, Board of Regents). In excess they’re awful and restrictive. That being said, I do believe the state (that’s general “state”, as in any government) has a significant interest in keeping its population adequately educated, as an…

How are they supposed to blame job losses on foreigners in order to win votes if people actually have jobs?

It’s as if the work of Arne Duncan (clearly your friends don’t work in education policy or higher education, he was very active and visible in both) wasn’t about HIM and about things like increasing FAFSA completion or working with the FLOTUS on projects like Reach Higher and Better Make Room to increase college…

This country is doomed. The destruction of our public school system will mean that the next generation won’t have enough scientists and inventors. Everything will stagnate

What I continuously fail to understand is that the current administration is working feverishly to enact policies that are intended to “Keep American Jobs”. However, their proposed education policies directly contradict that sentiment as they do not prepare children for the jobs that today’s economy requires (e.g.…

Also makes the next generation of Amway sellers!

But the thing is, he already conquered America. Last summer.

I don’t think he said it - it’s not between quotation marks. I think it’s a remark by the writer.