I am standing and saluting the director behind some of my favorite games of all time. Right here, in my office. I'm doing it.

You never even tried it, yet you blame it for the "death" of the franchise? Do you know how ridiculous you sound?

That helmet and uniform style is like a more detailed version of the heavy sets from Mass Effect 1. Little background checks before comments, please?

I gotta know about the multiplayer. ME3's multiplayer was the best surprise of the year, and I can only hope the follow-up will be even better.

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A dance puppet sounds kinda cool. How's that relevant, though?

it's weird that there's this major gap between the value of a ps+ membership and the value of renting a game on playstation now.

If I look at the games I've got and gotten extra discounts on from PS Plus over the past year, "old" and "crappy" are not two words that come to mind. Some of them are, but every month I've gotten at least one title I've legitimately wanted to thoroughly play.

It might suck. Anita Sarkeesian was hired as a consultant.

Kotaku has enough shit opinions when it comes to gaming, they should focus on that before they try to branch out into film.

In the midst of the non-stop new-gen Turtles hate, I'm gonna point out that the Nickelodeon show was nominated for a well-deserved Emmy. It's objectively better than anything from my childhood and everyone should check it out. Great action, well-realized characters and relationships, and a generally progressive…

Really? I thought it was pretty solid for a kid's movie. It was a solid homage to the old animated show, which made about as much sense as the nitpicking that goes on here.

Jesus Christ. Okay. FF VI is an undisputed classic. Practically flawless. A mechanical and literary gem. A high point not just in the Final Fantasy franchise but in video games period.

It's interesting that you exclude FF XII from your dismissal of all post FF VI Final Fantasy narratives. That's my favorite in the franchise. It's many things, but by no measure is it "pandering to emo teenagers" or "wish-fulfillment writing". The criticisms most commonly leveled at it are that it went too far in…

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Not enough useless belts, 3/10, would not bang.

Not in the picture? 37 zippers.

I remember, at the time, Netflix didn't actually require you to be signed in to PSN. When I would use Netflix it would give me the "Sign in to Playstation Network" thing and I would just hit cancel and it went straight to Netflix without issue. If that hadn't been the case, I might have actually been really upset over…

I would argue that the ability to cruise around the ocean whilst the salty dogs that serve as my crew belt out, "Bully in the Alley," serves as another (if largely unimportant to anyone but me) point in the franchise's flagging favor. (Also, alliteration.)