Yeah, I was surprised by how much of a loveable oaf Batista came off as. He made "Don't ever call me a thesaurus." come off as a believable response to Quill's comment. I totally bought he took it as a genuine insult.

Really? Because the new ones really seem to be much more about Peter having fun as Spidey than the Raimi ones ever were. And unlike Tobey McGuire's, Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man is full of one-liners and snark.

Thunderbolts and lightning,

Thunder bolt of lightning, very very frightening...

I see a little silhouetto of a bat

the success of Guardians of the Galaxy heralds "the sound of grimdark being over."

I hold this truth to be self evident: Y'all just need to get over it with the Ewoks. 1973 baby!

Spiderman 2 (the first one). Doc Oc creates an unshielded fusion reactor and invites the press to come watch him.

Even worse, from a scientist point of view, Venkman shocking the guy getting the cards right and accepting wrong answers from the cute girl all the way through.

You know, if you really think about all the shit Doc pulls in the original Back to the Future — deals with terrorists, carrying around plutonium in a public area, using his dog as a test subject for time travel, placing an impressionable teenager in mortal jeopardy — Rick & Morty is really not that much of a parody.

Gotta Be Ghostbusters. People running around with unlicensed nuclear accelerators with out properly testing them.

All of Prometheus.

An open letter to those involved in the production of 2014's Teenage Mutants Ninja Turtles:

Yeah, it seems to be waiting to be eaten. Then it gets up and thinks 'holy shit...did I seriously just almost drown and then get put in a bears mouth?'

I like how the crow is all "Wait. What just happened?"

Can't be either Black Widow OR Ms. Marvel. The arc is Thanos centric. That can only mean one thing:

For the first time, I can hear people say "'Guardians' is this generation's 'Star Wars'" and it doesn't make me gag. What a great, great, great movie.

Without hyperbole, this may possibly have been the greatest movie I have seen in my entire life.