Maybe it was humid, causing it to take longer to dry. Maybe that persons supply is especially liquid-y. Not everybodys is going to dry at the exact same rate. Considering someone else identified it as the same substance she thought it was and said "it was everywhere", I highly doubt she was wrong about what the…

"And the guy didn't break any laws anyways."

Why would he get a warning about it? It's gaming related, and whether you or I like it or not, a good portion of the remaining Kotaku community seems to have an affection for the colorful little ponies. Kotaku would be dumb not to post anything about it.

So?

"Why isn't everybody buying the games I like? My tastes are obviously superior!"

Not a fan of the pony phenomenon myself, but it is a game, and this is a gaming site, with quite a few bronies who seem to care. Why wouldn't Kotaku cover it?

Different strokes I guess. AC3 is my favorite in the series so far. Sorry to hear you don't enjoy it as much as I do.

The game already had a happy ending, with the symbiosis ending. That was pretty much only missing rainbows and butterflies in the background.

0/10. Try harder next time.

I'm not understanding the issue most people are having here. It isn't like Ninty is going to see this and then demand all Zelda games from now on will feature a female Link. It's the equivalent of altering a bedtime story. It doesn't matter one iota if Peter Pan suddenly becomes Peta Pan in a bed time storytelling…

"terribad Kingdom Hearts"

This is looking sweet! Can't wait!

Must not play any Rockstar games then.

Is it not midnight yet? Why is it not midnight yet?! I need me some new AC. I feel like a kid on xmas eve.

Been a lifelong gamer, and I had no idea Angry birds even had pigs in it. Had nothing to do with "critical thinking skills" and more to do with the fact that those types of games don't appeal to me.

Alright, my Alice in Wonderland obsession pretty much forces me to check this out, even though I usually hate the whole energy-based play limit crap.

Fine by me if he doesn't know what Minecraft is, I have no clue who the hell he is.

No big deal. Move along people, nothing to see here.

Loved DA:O and had a lot of fun with DA2, recycled environments be damned. Can't wait for this. I love you Bioware!

I skipped that article due to just seeing Halo 4 and not caring, but going back now and reading them has just completely made my morning. It truly is a comedy goldmine.