“Cardinals” = 9 letters

Blackhawks fans: St. Louis is a shit town fuck these people bunch of racist homophobes also huge murder rate. THREE CUPS fuck you eat a dick, Cubs of hockey. SHOW SOME CLASS ACT LIKE YOU’VE BEEN THERE

I hope this won’t effect his ability to point out what his teammates are doing wrong...

Charge your phone.

Part of me wanted to crop this and try going full Broussard. Credit to Twitter user @World_Wide_Wob:

He died like he lived- hacking with no foul called.

I’m a blackhawks fan, but Blues were the better team this year in general, even though the Hawks almost willed out a win in this one. Too many inconsistencies on the Defense to make a serious run, even on the back of the monster season Kaner had. I’m really glad Panarin was everything we hoped he’d be. Next challenge…

he allows his son to play youth football—even though his wife wants the boy to stop.

My brain also hates when I show up to a buddy’s bachelor party but it’s at his fiance’s parents’ house and his little sister and hi fiance and all his fiance’s dumb friends are there, then we play phone games and watch baseball on TV. My brain gets even angrier the next day when it’s wondering why we’re picking fruits…

If you go to bed drunk enough, your brain doesn’t care what bed/couch/trashpile you’re sleeping on

In my opinion, Byron Scott never transitioned from being a locker-room veteran to a head coach - insisting on hazing and belittling the young players he was supposed to be nurturing and shaping.

If you’re too sophisticated to get drunk at a bar where there happens to be naked chicks walking around, you are too boring to invite in the first place. Enjoy your leather bound books!

So, a little “how the sausage is made,” for those who find this stuff interesting.

See, this is more my style. I am not totally against the idea of a shared party, because, I am not really into strippers and have already relegated myself to my monogamous and domesticated future. Whatever.

No. No no no no no. No.

The good news is that the bridge goes over the ocean, so once they fix it, it’s unlikely that the skin will be eaten off your face by Rio’s friendly salt-water pathogens while you’re enjoying a languid bike ride over to the rowing and triathlon locations, where that will definitely happen.

They have the ability to get the law changed though. You’re not going to get China to change anything