When China sends us hoverboards, they don’t send us The Good Ones. They send us the murderous, rapist hoverboards.

You lost me at “In 7th grade”

That’s the most attractive girl in either Columbus OR Detroit.

Billy, buddy... that’s not what “in lieu of” means. It means “instead of.” I’m not going to be one of those assholes who rolls through and makes a huge deal over Gawker/Deadspin/etc. not having proper editors, but that should definitely be caught/fixed.

It’s a collective thing. Liking just one of those teams (and maybe two, if you’ve got a good, solid, real reason for it—like being from New York but going to college at Notre Dame or something) is fine. Once you’ve got three of them, you’re an asshole. I’ve never met someone like that fictional person, but I did know…

“Seems reasonable to me.”

Ok Stephen Wright/Mitch Hedburg. (Still starred you though)

“Like it’s literally infuriating”

Show us your PhD in economics plz

“Income inequality isn’t fixing racism”

DON’T YOU TRY TO MAKE ME DO FANCY BOOK LEARNIN’!

PS Delta Sig is totally gay, bro

Hey retard: Bush WAS a war monger. Trump IS a racist. Obama is not a Muslim.

TITANIUM STRONG TAEK BRO

OH YOU PWNED HIM

Gotta hear both sides

God I HATE all teh people in this thred who are saying the YANKEEs have NO WRITE 2 do this. thats literly what EVRYONE is saying

“Next”

Wuz just trieing to tell u that ur taeks are AWESOME and just like u I think teh Yankeys and there owners are THE BEST

Strong taek God Bless

STIK 2 SPROTS

Really makes u think.