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The Truman Show for the Fortnite age?! I was hoping it would be more like an Ed TV for the TikTok era!

These questions are, apologies to your friends, indicative of a lack of imagination. Why do you need the movie to answer every question for you? Why don’t you try to come up with your own answer? It’s actually a lot of fun and leads to many interesting ideas. That’s what any good story does, it leaves some room for

Sometimes for certain priorities filmmakers have to handwave over all sorts of things not just magic.

Respectfully disagree... I can handwave ‘magic’ over the Tethered. The details of their existence and specific purpose don’t matter if it’s an allegory, or magical realism, urban fantasy, or or whatever you want to call it. I don’t need to know what the Tethered eat, or how Freddy wipes his ass, or how Jason Vorhees

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This reminded me of The Pit from 1981. It’s fantastic.

I like these allegorical movies, but they’re not for everyone.

It’s been years since I read them but the hints seemed screamingly obvious to me.

There’s a think piece in there somewhere. You could argue WandaVision fits this too. For contempo women-centric stories you either have to count Hawkeye centering around the main character mentoring/tussling with 2 to 4 female assassins, or more likely Ms Marvel as the first one to fit the mold. (Then She-Hulk next

Oh hi, are you from the alternate dimension where shitty movies don’t make lots of money? Wow, it must be so weird for you here on our planet.

This excuse is from the CEO of IMAX. 

I hope this is just exhaustion and not something more serious.

I think part of the problem is this is the first MCU movie that isn’t a commercial for the next MCU movie. If they had released BW between CA:CW and Avengers:IW, I have no doubt it would have held significantly more interest that releasing it after Endgame. 

select one memory to live inside for eternity...give their rejected applicants a chance to experience one perfect moment before they return to the void

Jim Breuer finally wrote that gritty prequel...

Man to shepherd “Fine looking dog you go there. Mind if I say hello? Ask it how it’s going?”

It’s like the media reporting on Cornelius getting fired as the Olympic music director for admissions of “bullying”. What he actually did sounded like the actions of a budding psychopath and something that, in a less dysfunctional society, would have merited intensive therapy. (And it’s not just AV Club, The

I hate that this headline is repeatedly calling this shit “fratboy culture” because this goes beyond this.

You’re the person who ends a Final Fantasy game with a billion Esper potions, aren’t you?

My son’s best friend plays Breath of the Wild with his older brother, and he has lots of stories about it. Fortunately, they’re five, so my son is willing to play emulated versions of the original Zelda and Link to the Past, which don’t cost $400 or demand a larger investment of timing than all the cumulative hours

Martian Manhunter is practically a JLA lifer, he wasn't so much shoe-horned into the Snyder Cut as inexplicably left out in the first place.