By definition, limiting choice will limit returns—and the criteria needed are impossible to standardize.

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

I don’t want to be mean... but shes like... the least liked character on the show. Are there Kristen Stans out there???

Hi usedtobemariak, if you want to share your story with me — I’m the one who reported on EY for HuffPost — I’m at emily.peck@huffpost.com

One section of the document is devoted to women’s appearance: Be “polished,” have a “good haircut, manicured nails, well-cut attire that complements your body type,” it states on Page 36. But then, a warning: “Don’t flaunt your body ― sexuality scrambles the mind (for men and women).”

She’s only 33 years old. That’s 33 the hard way.

every morning I get up and eat a plate of delicious men’s brains

I’m going to leverage your thought leadership when we ideate our next ecosystem disruption. I think a deep dive initiative will help unpack the core competencies needed to move the needle on our deliverables. Hopefully, it will incentivize engagement among key players. I’m out of pocket right now, so I can’t drill…

I wouldn’t discount the positive psychological benefit of a traditional over a roth 401k when it comes to encouraging saving. I know that in theory, your net amount in retirement would be the same either way if your tax rate ends up being the same now as in retirement. That said, it’s definitely more encouraging…

This isn’t a terrible story, but here it goes.

This was a terrible first date that became a love story to this day, this took place in 1991 right around the AIDS panic. I was 19, I worked in the hospital outpatient lab in the morning, and in the lab proper in the afternoons.

I probably won’t get out of the greys but here’s one where I’m the horror. I was recovering from MRSA and on sedatives because I was allergic to the antibiotics. I didn’t realize you can’t mix sedatives and alcohol, so when I met my date at a brewery for a Match.com date, I blacked out. Apparently I greeted him with…

I went out with a guy once for coffee, and then once more on a “real” date. It was half way through this one that, thanks to chit chat, a family photo, and his distinctive first name, I realized his dad was one of my regular clients.

I met a guy on a Greyhound bus. He was very cute and we were making tentative plans to hang out at our destination but then we started talking about writing.

I once went on a first date with a guy, told him I wasn’t interested, and somehow continued to date him for six months.

A deuce is a deuce

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.