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For those who still haven’t watched Beychella #1, here’s a link that’s currently still working:

“Customer Service Rep. $35,848"

Excuse me, what?!

That median wage must be from a tally of reported income out of high-income cities because I barely made $40k pre-tax/insurance with all the benefits and bonuses. The funny thing is, I was in the area of one of those “seven highest paying cities” and no one I knew made that much without a minimum ten years in the same

I saw Blink 182 a couple of weeks ago. The small arena wasn’t even half full. Tickets were $75, and it felt overpriced. The show was fun, but I laughed so hard when I found out THEY were a headliner for this event. It’s no Bahamas, but you can get better lineups at Memphis in May or Little Rock’s Riverfest.

I’ve used “Go-Today” and “The French Experience” in the past and have been super happy with the package costs and the hotels when I got there.

I’ve paid as little as $400 per person ($800 total) for a 7 night cruise, or $700 for airfare and 6 nights in Paris, etc. I agree, deals are out there if people want a luxurious vacation.

Sounds like a real dumpster fyre.

How many instagram followers do you have?

Another retouched photo. His cheeks are like...kawaii.

Paying to go to a restaurant, where you have to cook your own food.

I do not disagree. Bring on the Swedish meatballs with lingonberry or one dollar hot dogs. But those can be microwaved right?

There’s a grill-your-own-food joint in San Diego called The Turf Club. Kitschy vintage decor, strong tropical drinks, and a big ol’ gas grill in the center of the room. They bring you your meat or veg wrapped in plastic along with buttered French bread and a salad. It’s pretty awesome except when people get too drunk

I don’t even know 19 people.

Counterpoint: a dinner party where I have an expert set of helping hands, don’t have to clean my place beforehand, and no dishes afterward? Sign me up!

the entire staff has turned over almost twofold since then

Yes. The woman is the person that I have the most questions about.

Your name is Episcopalian?

thoughts, i got ‘em:

My childhood nickname was Dolly and my ENTIRE family (immediate and my giant extended family) exclusively still call me that to this day (I’m 31). I kinda like it though.