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pornhub got my lonely, horny ass through college.Way to go for being even cooler.

Yes! More lace though for wedding? My friends sister wore something very similar for her wedding and I thought it was gorgeous.

I love and hate this at the same time.

Damn that is so short.

She looks like JessicaSimpson to me.

A cargo style dress? My god that is unflattering.

I don't even know who this is?

I splurged on a cruise to Bermuda. Going alone. My job is stressing me out and I saved my butt off the past few months and got an unexpected bonus from my boss as a “thank you” so I am off next week! Woo.

Love this weather! It's almost fall. Also, just spent $50 for a pair of cute sandals, bathing suit, and cover for the beach for my vacation in a few weeks.

I think I am pretty hard to read when I’m trying to pursue a romantic relationship. I also tend to fall very hard for people who are hard to read, or maybe they’re not that interested. I am shitty at romantic stuff.

I don't even know what a suis vide machine is. I will look that up.

Yes! My mom and sister love her and I have been told so many times to read her. My mama has been looking for the book, maybe I'll just go to the library.

Omfg, my bestie that just got married has all of that shit. She also judges so hard and is trying to make me read some new age shit that has “changed her life” but is mostly just shit written by a misogynist/ religious jerk. Thanks but no. I told her how I felt and she said “I hurt her feelings because this means so

If they said something that wasn't hustle or had a hashtag I'd buy them... Also... I wish Yikes were still a thing...

I’ve been obsessed with Ultra-Orthadox Judaism for so long. I live upstate so as a kid, I would always see them at the mall and I would always try to go up to the kids and talk to them because it was just how I was. I am even more fascinated now because I know how secretive they are, and they really don’t allow you in

So how much do you all pay for mani-pedi? I am in NY right outside of the city paying $35 for an ANC powder manicure and $60 for mani pedi (anc powder polish). Pedis seem to run about $35 for the really nice ones and $20 basic. Nails with just polish are $8.

That picture makes the sandwich look way worse than it is. We have an Arby's at the gas station by my parents and my ex would drive us nearly 30 minutes each way once a week because he loved that place. Also, we were high a lot. I drew the line after I ate Arby's for breakfast at 7 am.

Didn't realize Spring Breakers was included in Prime. Just watched last night. Soooo weird to see the old Disney girls like that.

Me too. My friend’s sister went out with us a while ago and was like “why were you so mean to that guy?!” I told her he needed to get the point.

I bought Harmony Korine’s books and they're so weird. My mom picked up A Crack Up at the Race Riots from my bookshelf and was really confused, but then I caught her laughing and I am kind of freaked out that my mom enjoyed it.