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I did that with Requiem for a Dream and we were all crying and weird by the end.

I picked this for a sleepover with my girlfriends at 13 or 14. It freaked us out. We got together a few years ago and were talking about the movie over 10 years later. Stuck with us, too.

A few of my exes just added me on Facebook. One I dated for five years (first boyfriend!) and I always missed him. I’m not sure he ever grew up. He still acts the same and it’s really embarrassing that I was attracted to someone who is 28 and acts 17. I’m trying to find a nice way of ending that “friendship.”

Haha my friends yell at me. “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME?!” Always.

I blackout every time. I don’t take much to get to that level. I don’t really embarrass myself (so I’ve been told.) I’m really happy. I am everyone’s friend. I text people in my phone that I haven’t seen in years and make detailed plans (that is annoying because I don’t really want to see them, but whatever.)

I’ve always been really into movies and I had a movie night at my house at 13 and chose this. Mind you, I had the most innocent girlfriends. Those church-going friends that were “waiting til marriage.” (Two of them did! No handjobs even til then!)

I hate Ted so much. I still binge watched the first five seasons though.

Ross is terrible. He reminds me of my ex. I told my ex that, too, and he told me I was mean. Hahaha.

OCNY originally too. When I tell people about the community they seem to think I'm almost anti-Semitic. Totally not. They really bring down the community and are on their way to destroy Bloomingburg now....

Time to go in wearing bikinissss heyoooo!

I'm pretty sure they actually have this sign outside of Kiryas Joel in upstate NY.

Wow this dude performed at my alma mater this year. I still live down the street from my college and the kids (on yikyak) had no idea who he was. They thought he was good. I never listened or even read about who he was.

When I rowed we sunk a boat. It's scary when it's choppy!

“Dear Diary, Today I saw a boy” 🎶

Someone pointed out that he wanted rough sex and she did not, I had t backwards.

My bad I can't read.

i live nearby. Apparently they were searching near her/their? Apartment last night with helicopters and people on land. Also, I’m trying to find the article, but her journal said that she wanted threesomes and rough sex, and she wanted to kill him because he didn’t want to do it. Sounds a bit extreme to me though,

I would say about 17 to 20% of my monthly take home goes to food.

I used to just drink a cup or two at work, but I've started drinking it after my shower every morning and it really helps wake me up and feel functional by the time I get to work. I love coffee.

Meh. The dudes I've had with the biggest dicks thought that having a big dick was all they needed because they just pounded away. The smaller ones were awesome, honestly.