I can't wait until I can stop wearing pants and buy some cute dresses. This NY weather is killing me.

are those Bagdley Misckas? My friend wanted those in blush. We found them in every other color and size but hers at the outlet. She was disappointed but damn, gorgeous.

I'm not getting married, but my best friend and I went shopping for her shoes this weekend and got these for 70% off.

I think I'd rely more on a game of MASH.

I can't even breathe I'm laughing so hard.

THE TRASHBAG. Fucking a, this makes my blood boil so. Fucking. Much.

You're so cute! I remember always wanting my hair like that back in the day. Didn't Britney have a picture in that pose?

the picture guy is weird but sucking toes to make him cum is a lot more weird!

why are the crazy ones always the best fucks?

eww! Our high school had one. He was a white dude with dreads and reeked of patchouli. He wore a hemp hoodie thing. I am trying so hard to remember his real name because I can picture him so perfectly right now.

OMG no! I had a guy who had this super insane walk toward his drawer before sex when he'd get a condom but like.. Thrusting mid air? I think I'd be done quick

I could because, bruh, like, people who MATTER have seen his screenplays. (He talks like this. He also has an awesome dick and eats out like a king. And drives to see me all of the time, so I put up with the rambling..)

Not Yet! I'm dreading "meeting" him. I don't even know what to say or who will drop that we banged first. I've avoided adding new boy on facebook because Hairy McC still likes all of my statuses even though we haven't spoken since (to be fair, most of them are sports related but still -__- )

Yeah, I'm sure if I liked him and he wasn't such a dick the hair wouldn't have really bothered me... but because I lost my attraction for him all I remember is sweat and hair. SOOOOO thankful the dude showered a lot.

It's weird — we've been friends for a while and the three of us actually graduated high school together. We went to a huge school though, and new guy was living out of state for a long time. New guy is really strange and sticks to himself a lot so I haven't met a lot of his friends yet.. and somehow no one knows…

oh no. A tail? Did it move? How did you bang your cousin?

So right after a shitty break up this summer I hit up an old booty call from OKCupid. He was really cool, but the sex. Oh god.

I basically regret all skaters I've fucked.

I'm fucking a guy now that thinks he's going to make it some day in LA with his screenplays. ba hahahaha

a ballerina? Was the sex amazing? (I feel like it would be, no idea why.)