Why does Pitbull always laugh in his songs? Did he tell a joke in between the track? Did they cut the joke out? WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LAUGHING PITBULL?!?!?

He was showing me other pictures but swiped through a bunch of selfies.

oh jeez. I was actually kind of embarrassed for him on the shirtless gym selfies. I mean.. What if someone walks in on you? Also, should I look away when you're looking through your pictures? Also.. Are you embarrassed you have 400 pictures and like 75% are you?

OMG. That explains my last boyfriend. Once he was going through his photos and there was seriously like 10 of him posing in front of the gym mirror. I don't know if he instagrammed them or sent them to people but hahahah.

try looking in front of grocery stores on the weekend, you may find girls selling cookies.

Samoas are everything.

I usually smoke and eat A roll within minutes. I could probably eat both but i try to be good

my dad ate almost an entire cup before realizing and was embarrassed to tell me lol

I have never heard of GS services, the company number you provided. Go to mystudentdebt.com and find out which company has your debt. The DOE contracts out 22 companies to handle their debt and they will handle you directly.. Don't ever go through a third party. They may not be professional and if they aren't report…

I think if you file taxes together or even live together, you count as a 3 family household or however many.. If you don't work, you can't get garnished. If you get your taxes taken, your husband can file an injured spouse form from the irs.

Yes. So when you get a call they say hey, you owe $10000, how can you pay that today? However, you probably owe more like $8500. Then they have to basically knock you down to an income based program and say your payment is only $100 a month. For 9 months you pay that $100 which only has about $135 in fees. The…

The lowest payment is $5. You have to sign some sheet saying you aren't lying and if you are caught then back to default you go.

I did collections on federally defaulted student loans for a while. WORK WITH THEM! The regulations changed in July so they must offer you your lowest qualifying payment. They have multiple ways to calculate, either based on income alone or income and expenses. Everything must be proved. Also, garnishment and tax…

I seriously gave up on dealbreakers long ago. I want someone who funny, nice, and doesn't smell bad. The last guy I dated was pretty much all three except he worked on a farm so he stank sometimes, but it was kind of hot..? Anyway, I give up, I just want someone average and pretty cool to me.

oh yeah, I won't even. His excuse was that his business was going to be taking up a lot of time but but I mean... No text? Not even an hour or two of your time to watch a movie or just get coffee? He was in a serious relationship before this for two years and there is no way anyone would deal with that crap so...…

I just got ghosted on after a few months! What irks me is that our real life social circle is the same so I am really excited to run into him at the bar and confront him. Ok I lied, I'll just look at him and roll my eyes and be pissed. I mean, we are people with fucking emotions. Is it so hard to be like "yo, I am not…

I got dumped via text by one dude. The most recent just told me via text he's busy and he'll catch up with me when he can... Which I guess will be never considering it's been a while.

Oh my god I hope no one reads this article goes and thinks they should follow any of this advice. My head hurts. What the fuck is this shit.

I am seriously done with online dating. I keep meeting guys and it will last for a few months, then poof, they disappear like they never existed in the first place. I hold off on my feelings because I am sure it will happen every time. The last guy seemed the most sincere. We went out, talked about feelings and then…

There is a guy that lives in the development that I grew up in that did his banking at an instore bank. I worked there for a few months in college. He had a mil in there (not FDIC guaranteed, but whatevs.) He seriously smelled like shit. He had a farm but I guess the reason for his money was that his family owned the…